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Poetry Writing Tips

laalceste:

For those who want to write more than that of writhing frigid, lifeless verse. This article tells you how to listen to criticism and learn from it, but not to cry to mommy over it. Also more tips on using irony, melodrama, and humor. This is for those who can’t really seem to grasp the difference between poetry and and a bunch of random words held hostage on your paper.                                                     

I say, this article is very interesting                                          

Alceste can only find such quality things.                          

No-one deserves someone like you, who creates beautiful language,

and your ability to create no mirage.

And its your charm and character, Alceste

Which tells me such regard should be expressed.

I’m only sad to see they sell you short,

In paying proper tribute in court.

2 years ago
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2insanecelimene:

laalceste:

It may cost twenty thousand francs; but I shall pay their twenty thousand, whatever cruel penalty it may bring, as i must have Angry Birds. All those angry red birds knocked down those pigs society just gets me all worked up.


My Alceste, your words are quite daring
And I couldn’t be happier that you are sharing.
Not everyone who is plucked for recognition 
Has executed some profound commission 
Of your worth sir, the world is well aware
And I am appalled that they don’t start to share.
But alas, such praise these days is but a passing gas,
Which lumps us together in a mass.

2insanecelimene:

laalceste:

It may cost twenty thousand francs; but I shall pay their twenty thousand, whatever cruel penalty it may bring, as i must have Angry Birds. All those angry red birds knocked down those pigs society just gets me all worked up.

My Alceste, your words are quite daring

And I couldn’t be happier that you are sharing.

Not everyone who is plucked for recognition 

Has executed some profound commission 

Of your worth sir, the world is well aware

And I am appalled that they don’t start to share.

But alas, such praise these days is but a passing gas,

Which lumps us together in a mass.

(via 2insanecelimene-deactivated2012)

2 years ago
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This is what I need, a relaxing way to get out of this ruthless city that I inhabit! I don’t think I could leave the life I am leading, with my very busy schedule and the people that adore me, but I will not hesitate to take the life on a pure island with a man who is as romantic as is he is honest, and ready to give everything he can give. I just waiting for that man to take me, but who will that man will be?

This is what I need, a relaxing way to get out of this ruthless city that I inhabit! I don’t think I could leave the life I am leading, with my very busy schedule and the people that adore me, but I will not hesitate to take the life on a pure island with a man who is as romantic as is he is honest, and ready to give everything he can give. I just waiting for that man to take me, but who will that man will be?

2 years ago
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A disgrace in the name of marriage!

I simply cannot believie what I have read here! This outright disgusts me. She and him think marriage is something you throw in the wash bag and just change out like its nothing! I Arsinoe realize what a sacred bond it is and know that I would never be so sultry, unlike some women in high class Paris, and to throw away such a sacred bond. They only care about on another cash, and they did not even give a passing glance before they threw away a ceremonial marriage.

2 years ago
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Celimene has betrayed us :(((((

clitandre3000:

So it has come to my attention a series of notes that Celimene has written to her suitors, all of which confess her love to them. I received one as well as Acaste, and it turns out that she has just been playing us the whole time. This is upsetting, but I will not let this linger, I have bigger and better things to worry about than this debacle. I would like to apologize to Acaste, looks like she doesn’t like either of us dude. 

I’m appalled, the woman Celimene has mocked you all!

She has tossed you around like a child with a ball.

No longer can I keep respectful silence

Not after I have observed the dreadful violence.

The act she has performed on you men, I’m shocked

At just how these fine men have been mocked.

The Madame Celimene has betrayed the hearts of these men,

With the swift strike of her pen.

2 years ago
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The Friend Zone: Arsinoe: something you should know of....

celiphane:

Oh Celimene, thank you for this chance to speak.

But your arrogance shows and creaks.

The way you flaunt your age with such a brag

A listener would think me some old hag!

I am Madame, completely thrown abated

What drives you so to make this rash attack?

 Oh now? Do you suspect that I may covet

Your suite of suitors? That I’m not above it?

The hearts of man, who don’t attract a pack

Of sniffling dogs, the way your lovers act.

And if it we weren’t so very moral

We might well win that same degrading laurel!



2 years ago
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This song I have just heard is very great! The music is very soothing and is very relaxing to hear after my very busy and exciting life! The way the instruments play and ring are very pure, a not so common delicacy in my city, that just keeps your going through the harshest of times.

2 years ago
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Time to make an apperance!

I am Arsinoe, the best creation ever to come out of France! I am here to enlighten your day and make sure you remember the beauty of me. I will be on to give my wisdom and help anyone who needs advice from the glory of France!

2 years ago
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